Re: Replacement
Joking aside...
Right now, with over 275 posts to this article, if each commentard contributed $5-10, we'd make a fair contribution towards a replacement.
So, Kieran - how about having a word with the management, then setting up a fund-me page YOURSELF and putting the details up - I'm sure there will be a cohort of regular commentards who will gladly contribute. Set the limit to the MB spec of your choice + lock!