Weird Al moment
Your imagined phrase reminds me a lot of his Rage Against the Machine pastiche named "I'll Sue Ya"...
I'll sue ya! I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya! if you even look at me funny
And since I mentioned the song, I must quote my favorite line...
I sued Neiman Marcus
'cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season
I sued Ben Affleck...
Aaaaaaw, do I even need a reason?
I guess this this case we can swap "Ben Affleck" for "big Apple" and it works.