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Reply to post: Now if only MI5 would chill out too

FBI, NSA to hackers: Let us be blunt. Weed need your help. We'll hire you even if you've smoked a little pot in the past

Thursday 8th August 2019 08:47 GMT Anonymous Coward

Now if only MI5 would chill out too

Because I'd be judo-chopping terrorists right now.

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