Roll up, roll up, get yer cyber defence accreditation here...
At Honest Ron's Cyber Defence Shed you can get yer certificat for only £100 wot will allow you to do "reasearch" on any systems you considers insecure for the benefit of our newly deregulated econermee...... see m'lud I'm just an honest to goodness filanfropist who was tryin' to see if all that loot was secured!