Still not flying either
They should call the whole self-deluding car fantasy "Maybe After Tomorrow Or Sometime In A Far Far Future", or MATOSIAFFF for short.
Instead just hang some fuzzy dice on your tv, use the pedalbin from the washroom to keep your foot busy and remember you are always commuting to the future in real time.
Mine's the one that looks like a housecoat, because why go outside? There's lunatics there!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
