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Phuck off, phishers! JPMorgan Chase crafts AI to sniff out malware menacing staff networks

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sacked on the spot

"...It’s probably things like typos in words or random snippets of characters and numbers jumbled together..."

As you know the most fashionable AI technology of our time — OpenAI technology — completely ignores isolated “words or random fragments of symbols and numbers mixed together” - instead it searches for patterns and does not see that they are composed from something / analyzes these patterns only. Doing so OpenAI ignores the classical definition for "understanding" - "perceive the intended meaning of (words, a language, or a speaker)." Thus be careful revolting against the leading AI technology of our times! The result doesn't matter! OpenAI cannot do wrong because it is financed by Microsoft. The use of my patented AI technology is banned and even any sound of my first or last name can make you sacked on the spot.

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