Re: FTTP?
"At my age I'm much more concerned about ATTP (ambulance to the premises)."
don't worry about the ambulance, you will have your pick of private ones:
1. the base level for the poor, wood benches and open air (flat bed truck) for £1000 per trip
2. the better version with padded seats £2000 per trip
3. the one for boris and mates, plush carpeting , sofas, TV and oxygen on tap. £20,000 per trip (paid for by the tax payer for the twats)
you know, privatisation brings the benefit of choice (if your rich)!!!