Re. What to fuss about?
Actually I beg to differ. Based on the divergence of head lice from body lice and other evidence it is generally accepted that the early ancestors of H.sapiens sapiens began wearing clothes about 83K-170K years ago. See https://www.quora.com/Why-did-humans-start-covering-their-private-parts-and-when
Also relevant: the effect of clothes on sperm counts is measurable.
Random: I give it about a month before someone adds the "Fundie Filter" (tm) to Firefox/Chrome/IE/Opera/etc to automagically add clothes to "inappropriate" images online.