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Re: Amazing...

> Of course he hasn't calculated the Gs. Or even attempted to research what they might be. Conspiracy theorist don't do any actual work. They prefer "figuring it out for themselves", undaunted by a total lack of any understanding or expertise. Just go with your gut feelings and common sense!

The reason that conspiracy theorists have an inate 'gut feeling' for what is a conspiracy is because they've all previously been secretly taken up into an alien spacecraft and had experimental alien bacteria injected into their guts [1] and then returned to earth, unbeknownst to them. This secret alien bacteria causes slight 'tummy turbulence' resulting in a weak, but noticeable, momentary fear of evacuating themselves whenever they encounter a conspiracy.

[1] Those where the initial mind-probing revealed a propensity for another sort of probing were obliged, with the secret bacteria sent up rather than down.

As the lead scientist - yes I'm an alien - in charge of this experiment I can inform you that it is being conducted in a rigorously scientific way. There is a control group on Earth's counter-planet (which is exactly opposite the Earth in its orbit).

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