Two Cows
Sorry, but the Socialism threadlets free-associated into an old joke, parts of which:
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes one and gives it to your neighbour who doesn’t have a field to put it in.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
one version of the list from;
https://www.wired.com/2008/02/new-and-improve/