Re: I spit on your socialist paradise...
"Now of course anyone who can google has it."
If they would but bloody use that power! The number of questions I've been asked which can be solved by ten seconds and a search engine is ridiculous.
Alas, my boss has banned me from using 'Let me google that for you' links in communications with customers. I suppose I see his point, we do get to charge them good money for me to explain simple things to them.