I know what you mean...
Oh, wait a second, I just need to not replace my headphones. My current Sony in-ears are from 2015 and still going (if a little scratched and battered) strong. I've replaced the little rubber nubbins a couple of times, but the headphones are still going strong.
My router was replaced in January, after 7 years service, because it was no longer getting security updates from the manufacturer.
But I had a boss like you, put something electronic in his hands and it crumbled to technical dust in seconds. Put him in front of a computer and it would die within minutes.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
