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Protip: No, the CIA will not call off a pedophilia probe into your life in exchange for Bitcoin

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Exactly, I just beat the hell out of my son, then my wife and I got into it, she then accused me, we ended up calling the cops, they arrested me (rightfully so, sorry son). The next day I lost my job and my wife filed for divorce. And it turned out to be a hoax email. Guess I'll be jumping off a bridge tonight...

never mind, forgot I live alone...

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