Re: Hungry
As a dieter you should go to my local chippy. I went in their last Wednesday and the following occurred.
Me : "Haddock and chips twice, please."
Chippy : "Sorry mate, we've run out of fish."
Me : "But i'm hungry, Haddock and Chips twice, please."
Chippy : "Told you mate, we've no more fish left to fry."
Me : "I'm starving, i suppose we could share a portion, Haddock and Chips just the once then, i've got all the right change."
Chippy : "Look matey, i'm getting annoyed now, i've told you we've no fish left. Here, spell Haddock for me with an F."
Me : "But there is no f in haddock"
Chippy : "Precisely, that's what i've been telling you, now go away."
Except he wasn't so polite.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
