Re: Well there might be a bright side
"The WankoBot (© 2029 Estate of Donald Trump) has a number of settings inline with customer satisfaction demand, which range from gentle erotic massage to having Kim Kardashian pounding on you for 10 minutes.
It is normal for nurses to switch the WankoBot to its Kardashian setting* and leave the patient for a few minutes: death is always guaranteed and our happy customers always go out with a smile on their face."
* cleaning and servicing should be carried out afterwards: please see the manual for more information.
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