Mommy Microsoft
know best.
Now go and suck your dummy.
Well, that's how it seems they want to treat their users.
I'm sure that the number of negative comments here would drop to zero if there was a feature to:-
1) Turn off all assistants
2) Declare your user as a Super Uber Geek user. Be it on you if you do the equivalent of
"cs /; rm -fr ."
3) Trun off all telematics
4) Properly disable updates unless you want them. Like wot Windows 7 did.
etc
But Microsoft is in full 'Mommy knows best" mode.