Reply to post: Re: Customer retention

Comcast – the cable giant America loves and trusts – confirms in-home health device to keep tabs on subscribers

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Re: Customer retention

actually, no need to keep them alive, just include a pair of auto-shears, chop-chop, keep the finger alive to push the fingerprint payment authorization button every month or so.

And look, what cost optimization savings! What profit margins increase! What bonuses! What share price increase! Benefits right across the board, for all those involved! The future is bright, the future is almost here!

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