Re: I quite like tourist trails...
"... but I'm not sure where I stand on landmines"
I believe slightly to one side/not at all is the usual recommendation from the manufacturers -it's in the "Getting Started" section of the handbook, normally found immediately after the page that says "Congratulations on your purchase of the new and improved Acme landmine. For best maiming and killing results please read this handbook completely before attempting to use the product."
