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Robert Carnegie Silver badge

That's MY business plan

I plan to set up an establishment in the Far East which causes pain to puppies and kittens whenever animal rights terrorists transgress in the U.S. or Europe, and e-mails the footage to the protesters. I'll sell the service to businesses, laboratories, individuals, and restaurants that are animal rights targets, and they can sponsor innocent animals to undergo needless suffering in exchange for the needful suffering of animals that the activists are preventing by illegitimate means.

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