Re: No, no, no...
Faster still... Mention that Windows is better than Linux, and Elmer Fudd is right in that we should backdoor encryption!
Or, even faster...
Invite Righto and that other fella[1] who was sadly banned for a no-holds-barred grudgematch...
[1]I apologise for not being able to remember his name. One of the more interesting characters we had around here! [sniff]