Re: The only conspiracy
"The first time I defragged a hard drive in Windows 95 I think I actually did that for a while. Until I thought 'what the hell am I doing?' and went off to get a good book."
Stop. You're making me nostalgic, and I'll go and cwy in the corner now.. My ex gf was a Mac user [1] and wondered what the defragger was doing. To shut her up I told her it was doing the work of a thousand monks in a millisecond. It actually shut her up!
[1] She used to work for the porn king in London Docklands (Desmond somebody or other?) who used to own the Daily Express. She had the interesting task of (ahem) manipulating some of the images, such as 'stretching' Henry the Horse's manhood by the usual means. She has since settled down and sprogged. No more pr0n for her!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
