They mostly come at night...
That'll be the time difference then love, nothing to worry about.
Agreed - uncontrolled spaffing is bad enough. Uncontrolled spaffing in plain is just ridiculous. I have to say though I don't think the Inbredistanis are bright enough to be running a plant or fake (ie pretending) , unless possibly it's an Aquilegia.
I have now started to wonder what Aliens would have been like if the Marine team had been British squaddies & officers, circa Kohima ... I have a twisted mind sometimes.
Or Carry On Up The Sulaco.
Whole new meaning to the word "tiffin" for a start.
/pass me the meds