Re: I only hope he never bursts into flames
In that case, just piss on his hands to preserve the fingerprints. It'll help the coroner ID the body.
I do wonder how they managed to con that much money per computer though. Around here that would buy you a computer from the local shop and they would capture as much data as they could off the hard drive if it were actually broken. All of them would check the problem computer first, remove the planted scumbag software and return after doing a complete checkup and update if needed (they do ask first) for around $50 to $100.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
