Re: Home security!
Redrum the Attack Chihuahua would have to be restrained from attempting to kill and eat it, usually by his BBF, Baroness Margaret Hilda the wolf, who is much more sensible and less likely to try to remove body parts. Though more likely to succeed, if you annoy her enough. Redrum thinks that he’s a wolf, and has a serious Napoleon complex. The Baroness knows that she’s a wolf and can eat any hairless monkey who dares to intrude on _her_ territory, if and when she wants to, no need to rush.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
