Re: We have surely reached peak beard.
And it must be like kissing a dog's arse.
I wouldn't know because I've never kissed a dog's arse but I'll take your word for it. I've had a beard for over 20 years and the missus is happy with it. Once it gets past stubble it's much softer and smoother than scraped skin, which incidentally is an great invitation to infections. As the skin produces the relevant oils to protect itself there is no need for all those shitty beer care products. A trim every couple of weeks is all you need.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
