Bring back the crossbow...
Ask a direct question. Get a weasley worded, mealy mouthed, non-answer anser? Shoot the fucker through the head. Turn to that person's next in command. Lather, rinse, repeat until you get an actual, honest, straight answer. No marketing buzzword bingo bullshit, no misdirection, no evasions. Either a straight answer or a crossbow bolt in the face.
Sure we'd go through more folks that way, but they would also learn very quickly to stop fekkin' around.
*Sighs*
I'll get my coat, it's the one with the pockets full of my medications...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
