Re: The dirtiest four-letter word...
"Oh, it's Windows. I haven't touched one of those for years, sorry,"
This also works for the most painful Linux problems, especially when they're driver or audio related. "Oh, that's probably pulseaudio...is this the new Ubuntu UI? Sorry, I use ALSA and Jack on Devuan, have you tried searching Google?"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
