In fact Jupiter DID have a lover named Moony McMoonface
Prove me wrong!
Seriously, how is anyone supposed to know for sure how many lovers Jupiter/Zeus did have, and what their names were. Nobody knows who MY lovers were. Even I can't remember them all.
No seriously, really, there are a finite and predictable series of names which can follow those very restrictive rules so what is the point of a "competition"?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
