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Why does that website take forever to load? Clues: Three syllables, starts with a J, rhymes with crock of sh...

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Re: Every web site should...

An even better one would be electrodes connected to various sensitive areas. Each 100ms it takes their page to load, 1V is added, at 1 amp. If it takes 10 seconds to load, that's 100V at 1 amp is coursing through their seneitive bits.

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