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Greetings!

Dearest Mr Dabs

I am Miss Fannymoney, executive personal assistant to Miss Barbara Jo Broccoli-Spears, the well known producer of film movies. She has found pictures of you on the internet and she thinks you are very handsome and much better looking than Mr Daniel Boyle. She asked me to invite you to casting session here at her villa in Lagos, Nigeria.

Because of the strict laws in our country about purchasing airline tickets please, provide the following information so that we may obtain Best Class ticket for you. NAME, POSTAGE ADDRESS, DATE OF BERTH, MOBILE PHONE NUMBER and PASSPORT which will be returned to you with the ticket. Please also provide INSIDE LEG MEASUREMENT, BUST AND WASTE so that we may order taylor-made suite for you.

Looking forward to meeting you

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