I don't get it.....
Where's the bacon angle?
I used to swear by a bottle of sprite the following morning but instead these days I just drink far better stuff than I used to. Less mass produced crap, more tasty goodness and because the damn stuff costs so much you can't afford to drink to a hangover.
Having children also makes you take measures to avoid a hangover. Nothing worse than a 4 year old crawling into your bed and kicking you in the nuts when you've got a hangover.
(kiddie catcher because there's that moment where you wish he would take them away at least until the elephants stop jumping on your head)