Reminds me...
""He powered up the PC, but as soon as Windows loaded he immediately picked the mouse up off his desk and waved it around in the air."
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Scotty: Computer. Computer? Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.
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Mines the one with the aluminium oxynitride in the back pocket