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Stalk my pals on social media and you'll know that the next words out of my mouth will be banana hammock

VikiAi
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I don't have any friends. .... Will you be my friend? ( The really creepy coat is mine ----> )

(This one is also a good response to any marketing types that ask if you have any friends that might be interested in their crud! ... especially if you don't feel like going full Arthur Dent vs Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser that day.)

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