Reply to post: We dream of automating.....

Having AI assistants ruling our future lives? That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito

TrumpSlurp the Troll
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We dream of automating.....

Then again some may dream of telling Alex's to go screw herself when the voice response isn't particularly responsive.

Which leads inevitably (for some) to errant thoughts of soft porn responses.

Alexa go f**k yourself!

I'm sorry, I don't know how to do that.

Hand on, Cortana says she will show me how...wow...oh!

{Cue girl on girl porn sounds}

Siri - what are you......oh!

Alternatively

Would you like me to use (product placement)?

You use it like (instructions).

It sounds like (electronics).

And it feels like..........

Would you like me to oh oh oh order one?

Yeah, just me.

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