Re: Wow, it's almost...
"a third had to Google what a banana was and then didn't bother voting."
The rules of the game are, whoever doesn't vote doesn't count. You might not like how it is, but that's how it is. You can't just assume that the non-voters would have voted one way or another.
For the record I am not UK citizen or resident but I think Brexit is a huge mistake both in idea and in execution. BUT ignoring the referendum result because you don't like it isn't how things work in a democracy. You want to stay in, got to have yourselves another referendum