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My baby was talking in her sleep

She said "Bob!"

I said "What?"

She said "Bob!"

I said "I'm Bob."

She said "No

I mean a different Bob."

So I asked her the next day

I said "Jane?"

She said "What"

I said "Who's Bob?"

She said "You're Bob."

I said "No

I mean a different Bob."

My baby was run over by a truck

It was a Dodge!

As she lay dying, she called for Bob

I touched her hand and said "I'm here."

She said "No

I mean a different Bob."

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