People Eating Tasty Animals
Having been in a field of cows behaving oddly & then running for my life (Doing the 100M faster than Linford Christie) as the herd chased me down (Having already wisely decided to cut my walk across the fields to the nearest stile), I'd disagree with the statement of "the most dangerous creature you're likely to run into is a dairy cow or red deer – neither of which actively seek to do people harm".
The only way I like cows are on my plate, with fries or between two bits of bread, finding a new purpose in death as my foot or outerwear (See icon) or on my furniture.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
