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Oz cops investigating screams of 'why don't you die?' find bloke in battle with spider

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You wouldn't really want to get too close to a herd of cows if a mother decides you're a threat to its calf.

Cows officially the most deadly large animals in Britain

Farmers continue to be advised not to put calves and their mothers in fields accessible to the public

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