To all and sundry, near and far, F. Christmas in particular
King Mark was not a good man.
He had his little ways;
And sometimes no one spoke to him
For days and days and days --
Though that was largely because he refused when requested to appear.
"I do want bonuses,
I do want options.
I do want a stock price
That keeps on poppin'.
I would like more users,
I do enjoy fame.
If I share all your data,
Am I really to blame?"
King Mark was not a good man.
His ethics were forgotten,
His apps were filled with spyware,
His security was rotten.
Praise by the press that he once had,
For months he could not get --
But he consoled himself each night:
"Those idiots will soon forget."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
