That's it, I quit teh interwebz!
Dear pseudonymous total strangers "friends",
I am quitting my account with Data Slurping Unlimited®, and moving all my private bits wholesale over to Privacy Pillaging Incorporated®.
So there!
(Or I could liberate myself from corporate slavery using a $5 Raspberry Pi Zero, entirely free self-hosting software, and about an hour of moderate effort, but I'm too apathetic to bother.)
Love, Janis Frumplebottom.
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
