Re: I have a clock that tells the time correctly...
Technically speaking, it's only correct twice a day if you only look at it twice a day when the current time is exactly equal to the time the clock is displaying. If you look at it at any other time then it's wrong for each of those times.
Additionally, if you only look at it when it is correct you clearly know what time it is already, so why are you wasting time looking at a broken clock?
Finally, is it beer-o-clock yet? :)
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