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Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner

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Sprouts

Gently cook for precisely 9 minutes and 30 seconds, drain then serve in a bone china bowl to someone else, preferable someone you don't particularly like and with whom you have no reason to expect or hope for a cordial relationship.

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