Edge off a ledge.
I just recently formatted my laptop, and in a bid to keep it super clean I tried my hands at Edge.
"Why the fuck can't I type a fucking letter into the drop menu on Edge? You're going to make me find a result like a fucking Neanderthal? "
"Oh shit I just hit back space and actually went back a page, what the fuck is going off?"
"Stop zooming in when I move the fucking mouse track pad!"
I manged 4 days before installing Opera. Fuck you Edge. Fuck you to death.