Reply to post: <Ring ring> Hullo, Crispin here at GCHQ. Could you please use this backdoored software...

GCHQ pushes for 'virtual crocodile clips' on chat apps – the ability to silently slip into private encrypted comms

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<Ring ring> Hullo, Crispin here at GCHQ. Could you please use this backdoored software...

... Me: Hullo Crispin, as I'm a terrist and pedrofile I'll have to say no thank you.

Crispin: We'll make it the law.

Me: OK, I'll use it then. Goodbye.

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