<Ring ring> Hullo, Crispin here at GCHQ. Could you please use this backdoored software...
... Me: Hullo Crispin, as I'm a terrist and pedrofile I'll have to say no thank you.
Crispin: We'll make it the law.
Me: OK, I'll use it then. Goodbye.
... Me: Hullo Crispin, as I'm a terrist and pedrofile I'll have to say no thank you.
Crispin: We'll make it the law.
Me: OK, I'll use it then. Goodbye.