More traditional version
Jacob Rees-Mogg is supposed to be a hoot at parties doing impressions of the London working class.
This old man, he played Brexit
Nothing easier than to exit.
This old man, he played wait
Two years arguing then too late.
This old man, he told lies
Boris Johnson - no surprise.
This old man said "pay down debt"
Made a killing on buy to let.
This old man, he got stuck
They asked "Business?", he said "****".
This old man wanted more
Moved his money far off shore
One day Barnier called their bluff
Said "That’s it, don’t like it, tough."
Rees-Mogg, Paddy whack, threats from Peter Bone
This old government’s now completely stoned.