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That Old Time 2018 IT songbook: Verity, Verity - give us your lyrics, do! We're half crazy, all for the love of you

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More traditional version

Jacob Rees-Mogg is supposed to be a hoot at parties doing impressions of the London working class.

This old man, he played Brexit

Nothing easier than to exit.

This old man, he played wait

Two years arguing then too late.

This old man, he told lies

Boris Johnson - no surprise.

This old man said "pay down debt"

Made a killing on buy to let.

This old man, he got stuck

They asked "Business?", he said "****".

This old man wanted more

Moved his money far off shore

One day Barnier called their bluff

Said "That’s it, don’t like it, tough."

Rees-Mogg, Paddy whack, threats from Peter Bone

This old government’s now completely stoned.

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