Xiaomi the money
Lots of "show me" puns possible, and you used it on a song that didn't even include that in its title.
As punishment for this, I'm hereby announcing that I've just grabbed the copyright/trademark/pizza flavour rights on the following, and if El Reg wants to use them in a headline they have to pay me a lot of money. Ta.
- Xiaomi the way to go home
- Xiaomi heaven
- Xiaomi love
- Xiaomi what you're made of
- Xiaomi what you got
- Xiaomi the meaning of being lonely
- Xiaomi the way