Re: Windows FE (Fecal Edition)
maybe it would be an improvement over the so-called "low water flush" toilets. So instead of flushing ONCE [older designs], by using LESS water per flush, you have to flush it 3 times to "get it all"... (or listen to it running constantly when the 'bulk' has too much mass to get past the bendy part because it 'uses less water').
Either that, or it'll be "flush it 5 times" like a reboot process during "up"grades.
what's next, 'slurping' up data about what we've been eating, and if "it floats" it's "you're eating too much meat/fast-food" and activists will now picket your house?
The potential assault on privacy and freedom (and marketing it or using it against you politically) is too much for Micro-shaft to ignore!