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Bill Gates joined on stage by jar of poop as he confesses deep love for talking about toilets

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That's nothing...

A very useful skill is to walk out stage with a large bucket of it, climb into the bucket, stand there up to your knees in it. All while holding a lengthy news conference. Do not mention the bucket or its contents even once. Don't even react to it. If questioned, deny its very existence. "There is no bucket, and I'm not standing in it."

This is the skill that is required these days.

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