Original:
Buenos días señor Assange. Le agradeceríamos mucho si pudiera abstenerse de dejar a su gato defecar en nuestro piso.
English:
Good morning Mr Assange. We would very much appreciate it if you could refrain from letting your cat defecate on our floor.
Aussie Translation:
G'day mate, stop letting your cat shit on the floor.
There, FTFY.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
