Time to get the collection of old BBC sound effects LPs out again
A couple of hours work in the audio editor and quick and easy distribution on YouTube can convince Jeff's little snoopbot that most people live in bizarre alien infested factories with opera singers, jet aircraft, laser guns and church bells, where doors slamming and creaking reveal populations of sinister schoolchildren, marching bands and herds of geese.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
